Ch 18: The Long Face

       A short, blond pig-tailed farmer walks into a bar. She sits down and orders some H2O. The bartender notices her eyes constantly darting towards the entrance, provoking his curiosity. "Water you waiting for? Some friends?" He asks. The farmer refuses to answer,  simply pushing the drink away. She facedesks right onto the bar, sobbing, ending the brief conversation between the two.

       A blue-haired guy walks in to a bar. Sitting down by the farmer, he orders a coffee. Confused about this, since there is a BuckStars right in town, the bartender asks the man why he would order coffee here. The man says that he doesn't have time to go to said restaurant, which prompts the bartender to ask what time it is. "Time for you to get a watch!", Blue shouts, splashing the coffee in the bartenders face. He proceeds to stir up a racket and drink merrily with the other patrons in the bar.

       A spectacled nerd walks into a bar. Taking his seat me side the other two patrons, he orders some alcohol. Noticing the glasses, the bartender presumes that the nerd knows the time, and proceeds to ask him the same question. The nerd then takes his glasses off, and starts waving them in the bartender's face. "What? Can't see for yourself?" He laughs out, whipping his wallet out and paying for his other two friends.

       The bartender, annoyed by the last two's shenanigans, proceeds to grab a crowbar, and beat the living crap out of the two men, causing the farmer to also faint out of sheer shock. "That was NOT unBIRDled violence." He smirks, returning back to his normal post.